Something to sing about

Where there's life
  there's hope
Every day's
  a gift
Wishes can
  come true
Whistle while
  you work
  so hard
  all day


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How Do You Like Your Steampunk, Sir?

'So ... you're drifting about in your Airship ... and you wonder to yourself ... "I wonder what the Aether is doing?" Now, with just a glance at your wrist you can tell. The Aether Monitor will let you know what to expect during your trip ... Calm ... Stormy ... Fair ... know in advance whether to trim your ballast ... or get ready to ride it out.'

From the PH Factor catalogue