Much: "I love you. Have I ever told you that?" Robin: *nods*

Today I managed to catch the repeat of the BBC's new Robin Hood this evening. I rather enjoyed it, despite the copious quantities of both ham and cheese, and the awkward contractionless speech patterns. This was mostly because within the first five minutes it became very apparent that Rob and Much were a couple, and I spent the rest of the hour entertaining this notion - looking for any indication to the contrary (none, though Robin is a massive bi slut and a terrible boyfriend), and watching the evidence in favour mount up. From the bath scene to the preferential treatment to Much's distracted distraction while Robin got off with the boss's daughter, even the Sherrif spotted it - he knew who to threaten to get Robin's attention. Marian notwithstanding, I remain confident in my new OTP.

I blame Paul Cornell.

That aside, Maid Marian and her Merry Men remains the definitive Robin Hood.