The entire event was one long Dick joke

Back from Voice of the Seraph.  It proved to be a lot further away than we initially envisaged - South Wales, so not a brief after-work jaunt - but was nonetheless highly enjoyable.

I'm sorry to say that they blew Riftworld out of the water in terms of props and set - impressive though RW's remote-controlled gun turret was, it paled in comparison next to Crooked House's motherfucking tank.  Not to mention the various archaeological dig sites, buried chambers and actual plague of locusts.

In case that last is in any way vague: There were actual, live locusts.  No half-way measures here.

( Slightly more full dissection )

Pictures as we get them.  For now enjoy these pre-event costume tests courtesy stsquad.

Old meme

"If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought? Now post this on your journal and see if anyone thinks you'd sleep in a bed. "