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Note to future self.  When you've got a trivial problem with your car (eg, indicator is not working^[1]) do not tentatively ring the AA's "general information" line, as they will be generally unconcerned and unhelpful.  Instead, go straight for the "emergency breakdown service" number.  If they can't help you they'll direct you elsewhere, but chances are it's covered.

Advertisements to the contrary it is not an actual emergency service and you are not taking valuable aid away from people who need it; it is something you have bought and paid for and you're damn well entitled to it.

( Unrelated: Vince, Iulius, vince! )

[1] And still fails to work when you've changed the bulb. I'm not that auto-illiterate.