Comedy:

REMIGIUS: Hammad, a quick question - if I have a motion at Tribunal seconded by somebody who may be convicted of some crime at that Tribunal, is the motion still valid?
HAMMAD: Hmm ... I would have to check my notes, but initially I should see no problem, if at the time of submission both seconders are Magi of the Order in good standing -
REMIGIUS: Ah - good standing?  Perhaps I had best find somebody else...

(I'm reasonably sure it was Remigius, though I still have difficulty with the names and faces.)

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CAPTION: Nook started small in his new job as a flasher.

The more I think about it, the more it makes perfect sense

Your LJ Friend RPG Party by Jennifurret
Username
Obligatory Love Interest	lord_blipvert
Macho Guy who is really a softy	rob_e_coyote
Mysterious Girl with Hidden Past	gothdog
Annoying Little Kid	ajon
The Perfect One that Dies	blue_room
Badguy gone Good	masinkie
The Androgynous Looking One	stsquad
Pointless Fanservice Hot One	archmike
Furry Useless Mascot	chrisdavitt
And the real villian is...	kneeshooter
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From mrssshhh:

The name Hammad creates the urge to be friendly and diplomatic, but we point out that it limits your versatility and vision, tuning you to technical details. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the fluid and elimination system.

The name of Hammad incorporates a potential aptitude for concentration and patient, logical thought along mechanical or scientific lines. You tend to prefer to follow normal routine rather than cope with the disruption and uncertainty entailed in trying something new. You gravitate to situations where you have stability and the opportunity to make slow step-by-step progress, preferably in a technical field. Procrastination and lack of self-confidence may restrict your success.

Bloody Qabbalists, getting it all right...