Menelaus' Hall of Delayed Reactions, Sparta, Two Days Later

Now I don't have to see Troy!

ACHILLES: LAY OFF MY MOM OR I CUT YOU.

So, the weekend then.

( Friday Evening )

( Saturday )

( Sunday )

( Monday )

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^[1] Actual cream.

"This is so, so bad. SO BAD."

I forgot to mention: Have posted cheque and booking form to Enwoo. Fool that I am. Now I need some way to look egyptian and old. Think I could pull off one of these? Or these? No, the answer is no.