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Dec. 15th, 2004 07:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kingandyAm posting from my mum's iPAQ, over her wireless network. I can also use it to control the television.
I HAVE THE DOOMSDAY DEVICE.
YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO DELIVER THE GOLD.
I HAVE THE DOOMSDAY DEVICE.
YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO DELIVER THE GOLD.
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Date: 2004-12-15 08:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-15 08:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-15 09:29 pm (UTC)I am interested in a job in your company. I have an NVQ in General Minion Duties, and a level III (honours) in Efficient Striding. I have eight years experience in the field, guarding a volcano in the South Pacific.
I also have my own hard-hat and boiler-suit. It is currently yellow, but I can easily dye it an appropriate colour as neccessary.
Yours
Mr Rafferty
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Date: 2004-12-15 09:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-15 09:48 pm (UTC)He'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth.
Beware of Scorpio!
His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world
And his employees' health.
He'll welcome you into his lair,
Like the nobleman welcomes his guest.
With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!
But beware of his generous pensions,
Plus three weeks paid vacation each year,
And on Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!
He loves German beer!
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Date: 2004-12-16 02:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-16 02:56 pm (UTC)