Such a bad pirate

[kingandy]

If you were a Pirate! by TheHalveric
Username
Yer Pirate Name!
Name yer ship!
Why be ye a Pirate?	Damned pansy Navy wouldn't take me!Revenge against the establishment!I like booty!!!I'm really good with knots...Cause lawyerin' be too cruel.Chicks dig eye-patches.Buggery on the High Seas!All the rum you can drink!!!
Yer First Mate!	stsquad
Yer Cabin-boy! (or girl)	kojiro_james
Ye're chief rival be the Dread Pirate	ephrael
Ye'll be pursued by Admiral	jewelstar93
Cut to ribbon in a freak cannon accident...	ubernils
Yer pirate captive to use fer yer wicked pleasures	tinkerfish
Number o'ships ye'll sink and women ye'll plunder!	697
Chance ye'll be hanged... or worse.: 86%
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Hee, some of those are eerily accurate^[1].  "Ships ye'll sink and women ye'll plunder"?  Is that total, average or each?  Either way, it seems I'll likely come to a sticky end.

F'nar.

[1] Or girl, indeed.

Comments

[ubernils.livejournal.com]

Note to self: CANNON BAD.

[kermix.livejournal.com]

At least it's only one ribbon; there's still a chance for ya!

[samharber.livejournal.com]

I'm sure there might be an issue with using tinkerfish fer yer wicked pleasure.

[tallulahs.livejournal.com]

WHY????????????
I'm not that bad. :(

[kingandy]

I think he may be concerned one of your other men may object. Or that I may be more interested in one of your other men.