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[kingandy]

I forgot to steal gowhonker's monster gloves when I was there last night. With this in mind, I present the following flowchart.

               Nook, can I borrow your gloves this weekend?
                V                                    V
                |                                    |
               Yes                                   No
                |                                    |
                V                                    V
          Sam, can you pick                   SCREW YOU HIPPY.
          Nook's gloves up from                   (kisses)
          his house for me?                          ^
           V            V                            No
           |            |                            ^
          Yes           No --> Nook, can I drop by your house
           |                     Friday evening to pick them up?
           |                          V
           V                          |
        Excellent.  <----------------Yes

Comments

[gowhonker.livejournal.com]

I have translated your crude efforts into glorious colour! With boxes.

But, yes. Arrange with Sam.

[kingandy]

My flow-charting skillz are nothing to yours.

All die. Oh, the embarassment.

[samharber.livejournal.com]

I'll trade your shirt for the gloves. Come around with them.

[kingandy]

... I assume that was directed at Nook. Though I do have a spare LARP shirt with me, I think. It may not fit you.

Oh, BTW, can I borrow your leather trousers? I still have them from when you lent them to mrssshhh...

[batelf.livejournal.com]

Andy, in leather trousers? Are you expecting anyone to roleplay this weekend?

[kingandy]

Repeat after me.

Bat-tel-hwok.

[batelf.livejournal.com]

No. I refuse to say that word.

[myki.livejournal.com]

It's okay guys... I'm bringing something that'll insure we have a good time..

Does anybody know how to tie a lynching knot?

[kingandy]

The rabbit goes through the hole, then around the tree three or four times...

[myki.livejournal.com]

batelf, I'd like to requistion a fridge.

[kingandy]

Garrrn, it's fun. It elevates and demeans at the same time. Hwok!

[pkgem.livejournal.com]

We'll be needing photos of your ass in leather. It is compulsory for all leather -clad men. I never fancied Ben Browder until he dressed in leather. Mmmmmm. I wonder if your bottom will compare?

[kingandy]

Not being a bottom man, I wouldn't know.

batelf seems to think so though...

[pkgem.livejournal.com]

So, what do you first look at when you meet a man you deem sexy?

[kingandy]

Hair.

[pkgem.livejournal.com]

hands off my sexy Paul! ;0>

[myki.livejournal.com]

When you say “We’ll be needing a photo” you mean you’ll be needing right? The Pjhrase is “Everybody loves Andy” not “Everybody wants Andy to dress up like catwoman and parade around their bedroom” you realise?

[kingandy]

Surely it would be Catman.

[myki.livejournal.com]

No… No… Catwoman… the Leather outfit is all important – And stop encouraging her with pictures you!

[pkgem.livejournal.com]

Not Catman! He's all wrong!

When I see "we", I refer to me, myself and I. Sometimes, I write about myself in the plural - it's a habit.

[kingandy]

It is not a picture of the crazy plastic surgery cat guy. (Though a lot of the images that came up were him...)

[pkgem.livejournal.com]

Oh. Oh yes - that drawing is actually cute. I like him.
I was too scared to click the link before, in case it was scary plastic-surgery guy.

[samharber.livejournal.com]

No problem