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I am being assigned to an "open expo" thing in Nottingham or Norwich or some N place the Monday after next - the Monday immediately following Maelstrom. Apparently the MD likes to travel down the night before and sleep over, which means I may be picked up by him immediately after returning from M. That'll be fun...

My main duties will involve demonstrating parts of the system to all and sundry, and looking pretty. I'm reasonably sure I can manage at least one of those.

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You'd better hope that it's Nottingham. Norwich takes hours and hours to get to.

This may be why the MD wants to take me down the night before...

We'll see.

So, how does the system work then?

By the by, i hate this journal look you've got here.
It's annoying, you can't post a new comment when reading somebody elses, only reply.
And i can't access any of my journal options, only look at your stuff.

Change it.
I have spoken.

Well, you select a client, then pick a product and - hey! No industrial espionage. Stop that.

You can post a new comment; the link is at the top, under my picture, it says "Dance for me".

Actually I was thinking about setting it back to "use old comments pages" as I used to - you have to intentionally reimplement it when you switch styles - because it does annoy me when my journal management links aren't there. But now that I've been told, I think I'll leave it for a bit...

"it says "Dance for me"."

Obviously. I must be a dim witted dullard to have missed that.

And if you don't change it, then you will just have to do without my love.

You cannot fool me with your hollow threats and implied promises! Your love is not for me.

However, on an entirely unrelated note, I have now changed it back. Purely to cater for future slack-jawed dullardry, you understand.

What is it that you do, exactly?

Or even broadly?

I am software developer, currently working on a web-based system for tracking equipment that is on loan from a central store.

Our current woes revolve around there being no central database of GPs in this country...

There's a big book of doctors you can find in reference libraries though - I remember once looking up my GPs middle name......

I remember once looking up my GPs middle name......

Hmmm.... Crazy

yes, and?

It might actually be worth us talking about this at some point. I'm implementing the front end of an i-procurement system and I suspect they won't be a world different...

As a matter of fact, the loanstore is quite closely modelled on the Procurement system being developed by another team here. It's gone through a lot of changes - such as, we're less concerned about invoicing since it's all off internal budgets, and we have to keep track of where products go in order to get them back - but it's still basically about moving objects around.

But first of all he has a task to complete for me.....

Is this more or less what you were after?

Yes, thankyou.

Excellent. Should work on most browsers that conform to the W3C object model, I've tested it on IE and Firefox (IE is annoyingly lax in its reference constraints - it happily takes "opener.txttext" where FF insists, more correctly, on "opener.document.form1.txttext").

Took about five minutes programming time, I think at Consultancy rates that equates to about 1 Smirnoff Ice or perhaps a brightly-coloured Reef...

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