The Drabble Meme

[kingandy]

Ganked from various:

I'll respond to (at least) the first ten people who request a short piece of fiction on a specific subject or character (and if the character isn't real familiar, give me some description to work with, please!) with a drabble of 100 words.

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[stsquad.livejournal.com]

Lightning Jack

[foul-temptress.livejournal.com]

Tiny mosh pit of god

[kingandy]

"What's He up to now?" Jeremiah whispered, peering over Uziel's shoulder. "He's not been the same since that Kevin Smith movie."

"I'll ask," replied his fellow Angel. He approached the Throne, where Jehova sat in the form of a Canadian singer, peering intently at a hat-pin clutched in His tiny hands. Drawing closer, Uziel’s supernatural sight followed his LORD’s gaze and saw, on the head of the pin, most of the Angels of Rock Metal thrashing out and throwing shapes to Rammstein.

"Lord," Uziel asked cautiously, "We were wondering..."

"Three hundred and counting," God answered brightly. "Plenty of room yet!"

[kingandy]

The figures of two washer-women, gingerly closing bedroom doors, found themselves face to face.

"Er, ah," stumbled the first, the voice wavering before settling in an upper register. "Your pardon, I didn’t realize anyone was ... this floor, I was, er ..."

"Cough, gruff," the second mumbled. The voice was somewhat deeper. "Yes, I'll be getting out of your way, you look like you've, hmm, yes."

The first woman paused, scrutinizing the second. "Jack?" he asked.

"Isaac?" came the reply.

Both figures relaxed with an audible sigh. "Younger sister?" Isaac asked.

"Yarrr," Jack replied. "Older?"

"Oh, I should say so."