1. You are shockingly inventive and never lost for words; in a moment of pique you can throw out something that is still funny years later.
2. I don't know, something with Brian Blessed in. I'm really not very good at this.
3. Yeah, I got nothin.
4. At Omega, you were that guy who reminded me of Bill Bailey. Beard, hair and hilarity. Ensued.
5. I would say bear, but you would accuse me of copying. So I'm going to be boring and say canis lupus lycaon.
6. I wonder if you even remember the Ancestral Moon Moths. I also wonder why you are not yet a world-famous author.