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THE AMAZING SCREW-ON HEAD vs EMPEROR ZOMBIE

"He was abducted by two horrible old women and a monkey."
"Sounds like EMPEROR ZOMBIE...!"

( More memorable lines )

Timetable for the next few weeks

Tonight: Pick up maddam and marlwolf and go to SOS.
Sunday: Drop off passengers, go home to Yorkshire.
Monday: Day off. Celebrate mother's birth. Drive back to Manchester.

Friday: Day off. Drive stsquad and elektrobard [EDIT: and maddam] to Maelstrom.
Sunday: Drive stsquad, elektrobard and vervain_ to Manchester. Pray that none of them have too much kit.
Monday: Day off. Play with vervain_.

Friday: Day off. Catch train to Gatwick, plane to New Orleans.
Sunday/Monday: Plane back to UK. Collapse exhausted. Day off.

That's a quarter of my holiday allowance gone on long weekends ... phew.

Squeeeeee!

Something that's become fashionable is, upon attaining some degree of media success, to rifle through your back-catalogue and immediately (re-)release anything and everything of any relevance. (In many cases, this involves re-packaging or re-branding. Old movies with now-famous celebrities may be seen with box-art altered to give the new star more prominence - witness the awkwardly-perched Jim Carrey hastily slapped onto the more recent release of Earth Girls Are Easy, or the cheap-ass Supergirl re-release with Superman Returns tie-in 3D embossed logo. But I digress.)

However, not every example of this cynical money-grubbing cash-cow-milking effort is to be frowned upon. It is with a light heart that I direct the reader's attention: DARK SEASON on DVD. (With, you'll note, prominent mention of the author's later work.)

Squeeee!

Unrelated to previous post:

Thirty-two acres of GEEEEEEK