He just wants to love me, baby

Of more interest than any inquiries into weapons of mass destruction (how long until we forget what that stands for and start saying "Wumd"?) is the inquiry into Janet Jackson's boobs. The probe will be "thorough and swift," apparently. Miss Jackson (who is clearly fo'real) has confessed that the "costume reveal" was planned, although they didn't intend to reveal quite as much as they did. (Trousersnake "was supposed to pull away the bustier and leave the red-lace bra.") Seems unlikely given the obvious "individual boob" composition of the "bra" and interesting nipple flange (as seen in pictures).

(Update: I have seen larger pictures and that nipple flange is in fact a piercing. A horribly ornate, impractical, painful-looking piercing. Miss Jackson's claim now seems more likely.)

I've devoted far too many inches to the pair's wicked shennanigans, though, so here is something less weighty to take your mind off it.

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