Flying naked men
My most enduring memory of The Mary Whitehouse Experience[1] is their book, The Mary Whitehouse Encyclopedia, for the following entries[2]:
Feet: The natural enemy of the Artist.
Hands: See Feet.
It remains true to this day.
[1] Note for Non-UK readers - Old satirical TV sketch show
[2] Not in this order, obviously. It was all alphabetical and stuff.
no subject
Except he might look like a dodgy super hero given too much red and yellow and not an angel of justice type.
I'd spend time talking to the subject to get his ideas - or even spend a night drawing the 'finished product' on his back in Biro or marker pen to see what it looks like