Flying naked men
My most enduring memory of The Mary Whitehouse Experience[1] is their book, The Mary Whitehouse Encyclopedia, for the following entries[2]:
Feet: The natural enemy of the Artist.
Hands: See Feet.
It remains true to this day.
[1] Note for Non-UK readers - Old satirical TV sketch show
[2] Not in this order, obviously. It was all alphabetical and stuff.
Re: Tattoos
I think it's supposed to be full back, I drew this on an A4 page (it may not be showing actual size here, I scanned it at about 300dpi and shrank it to 30%...).
Re: Tattoos
You may want to ask the person who will be scarred for life if he wants colour at all ...
Re: Tattoos