To Boltonites

[kingandy]

Would I be okay to come along to tonight's meal?  It seems like a good opportunity to hand out X-Holiday presents.

Heck, even if there's no food going, just tell me where it is tonight and I'll happily turn up and hand out presents, then disappear into the night, unloved and unwanted.

Comments

[stsquad.livejournal.com]

Angst is you?

[richc.livejournal.com]

Our place again, there should be plenty of food.

[kingandy]

No, just a bit of emotional blackmail.

[kingandy]

Huzzah! Damn, now I have to actually wrap things.

See you tonight!

[samharber.livejournal.com]

If Kryptonite can cripple or kill Superman, what superhero is susceptible to Boltonite?

[spodula.livejournal.com]

Why, the mighty Dibhahman of course. Able to knock down a smoky stack with a mere flick of a match, Confusing to his enemies with his fiendish Accent, Crushing evil with his mighty steam engine of no-brakes.. erm.. destruction.

[mrssshhh.livejournal.com]

He's dead, you know.

[spodula.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but he'll be back in a year or two with a brain encased in a steam engine body because of a plot involving SalfordBoy and the Blue Scouser wanting to ram-raid the local HSBC and the mighty wiganner descovering the pork-pie shortage is due to them digging a tunnel under the Ginsters factory and collapsing the place.

Obviously the Dibnahman will come back from the dead if the Ginsters factory is threataned and will team up with Wiganner to put an end to this evil menace.

[gowhonker.livejournal.com]

He's dead?! I wonder what they've done with his house. It was cool.

[gowhonker.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, Andy, your present has not yet been released, so you'll be leaving empty handed from me tonight...

Everybody else there will get one though.

[kingandy]

Not yet released? ... hmm, I may have to revise my parental Christmas List...

[gowhonker.livejournal.com]

Well, you'll have to tell me what you think i might have got you...

[gowhonker.livejournal.com]

Where are you, by the way? We usually eat at 7:30