1) What's your favourite God?
TEH GOD PWNS J00!!11!!1!!
2) What do you think I think of you?
uh.. that I'm a stupid n00b from teh hatetron
3) Where do you see yourself in five years' time?
living in a loft with mah friends
4) Ever dropped anything in the toilet that you really, really didn't want to?
my headphones to my cd player
5) Have you ever called in sick just because you couldn't be bothered getting out of bed?
yes... all the time.